Open Letter to Bravo, Sarah Jessica Parker, Magical Elves and Pretty Matches
New York, NY | July 15, 2009
Dear Bravo, Sarah Jessica Parker, Nick Gilhool, Magical Elves and Pretty Matches,
You don't know me yet, but we share two things: a goal and an impasse. You are looking for an "emerging or mid-career artist with a unique, powerful voice that demands a bigger stage" for your Untitled Art Project.
My girlfriend thinks I am perfect for this.
Here's the rub. Your New York casting call, where I live and paint, often in the buff (see above), is this weekend. As it happens, so is my cousin's wedding in North Carolina, and family is top priority ...